4/1/2005 11:16:00 PM|||Chris|||Courtesy of Steve Horowitz, Counterbias has a detailed, precise account of Terri Schiavo's first conversation with her Maker. On the whole, it's a very tender, humane, and funny piece, three qualities that have been entirely missing from the entire debate:
God sighs and finishes his Scotch. "Crying about embryos and brain-dead people is easy and cheap. Taking care of people actually capable of living, Terri â?? that's hard."
And I really have to rub my hands with glee at the conception of hell for the ghouls involved in preying on Schiavo's still-living corpse:
Terri pauses at the door. "I'm just wondering, God â?? Tom DeLay, and the Bushes, and Randall Terry, and the people on Fox News, and the people with the signs ... what happens to everyone who tried to exploit my situation for their own benefit?"
"Oh, there's a special level of hell reserved just for them," God says, smiling.
"So there is a hell!" Terri exclaims. "With Satan and everything?"
"Worse. At their level, it's Ann Coulter."
Terri looks at God blankly.
"Trust me. They'll suffer."
|||111241620723059694|||Terri Schiavo -- Live From the Afterlife