Dispatch From the Front: Christmas and Beyond

Finally, Stephen Elliot, at the Huffington Post, has the nerve to ask the question that everyone’s been asking themselves, but none of us have the nerve to say out loud: Can the War on Christmas be won? When the last Santa Claus is either lying in a puddle of his own blood or being waterboarded in Camp X-Ray, when the creches have been turned into altars for our Satanic master, what will we have won? Will it all have been worth it, in the end? Will the country have the courage to acknowledge the brave men and women who have liberated them from jolly old men in red suits and endlessly saccharine Christmas carols?

We can only hope so. Until then…

Happy Holidays, comrades.