Joe.My.God‘s blog has streaming audio and mp3’s of Matt Sanchez’s twenty-minute-plus weasel session on Michelangelo Signorile’s show on Sirius Radio. The positions that Sanchez twists himself into would be truly amusing if you could perform them physically with the hottie(s) of your choice. As rhetoric, though, they’re just sad, and illustrate the levels of paranoia and denial that are necessary to not only exist as a black, gay member to the Republican Party, but to be able to convince yourself that an organization filled with people like Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin is the one that’s gonna have your back when the shit really starts to come down. Among other things, Matt asserts that despite all that cock, he’s not really gay, not even bi. I can understand the frustration with strict labels, but Matt really goes out of his way to let us know how icky all that faggy stuff is to him. He’s going to be a lonely man. He thinks that even though his past has been splashed all over the interwebs, he doesn’t have to worry about getting kicked out of the military. I wouldn’t bet on it. It’s unlikely that his conservative friends are going to associate with him any more than they have to, much less make him their poster boy. And it’s gonna be a long time before any self-respecting gay folk buddy up to him.