Fundies Say the Darndest Things is a great site that shows what happens when you combine ignorant superstition, fear of your genitals, and a minimal familiarity with basic rules of grammar and spelling with a keyboard and an internet connection. If you were wondering who’s making up the 25% of Americans that don’t think George Bush is a nutcase, these are them. Some of FSTDT’s top 100 quotes from the non-reality-based community:
2006 Post of the year:
â€œNo, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest â€coverâ€œ of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.â€
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Sorry, but as a hearty Christian, I care a whole lot about where you’re putting your genitals. I just want so badly for you to put your penis inside of a virginal vagina. Let’s face it: penis does not belong in the anus, as that is an EXIT! Penis belongs inside of a vagina, however, since that is an ENTRANCE! Blood, urine and menstrual fluid does not EXIT through the vagina! If you’ve ever heard otherwise, then you’re being duped by the Homosexual Agenda.â€œ
This guy sounds like the founder of Pimps for Christ.
â€If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lolâ€œ
Um, Ye fucking gods. How much misogyny can you pack into one simple sentence? How much loathing of women, how much fear and hate can you pack into a few syllables? I’m almost willing to give this person credit for a genius of hatefulness. The capper is that after saying something so totally evil, he manages to outdo himself by adding â€LOLâ€œ at the end. I wish I knew him so I could steer every female of my acquaintance away from him.
FSTDT gives this next one the â€Occam’s Razor Disagreesâ€œ Award:
â€I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don’t think he’s ready to date yet. What’s worse is that he’s sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!â€œ
Also known as the â€Best Impression of a Retarded Ostrichâ€œ award.
â€Men should stick to blue and women should stick to pink. We dress babies in the right colors so why can’t we do the same as adults? It is a sin to wear clothes that belongs to the opposite sex and women are particularly bad at violating this rule. Men don’t wear dresses (apart from a few sickos) so why should females wear pants? It’s a sin! Most women today are transvestites and abominations. […]
So please dress like a man if you are a man and dress like a woman if you are woman and stop flaunting your satanic lifestyle and defiance of God. Thanks.â€œ
And at this point, words fail me. Goodnight, folks. Sleep well.