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Spongebob is In Your Pants

By Chris Hall
February 24, 2008
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This has to be the most disturbing marketing strategy I’ve seen since the Harry Potter vibrating broom was released and then quickly taken off the market as the people in charge abruptly sobered up and realized what they were doing. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…. the Spongebob Squarepants rectal thermometer.

Spongebob Squarepants Rectal Thermometer

I think that this conclusively proves that the marketing industry has done far more to create hordes of pansexual, sadomasochistic sex freaks than feminism, queer rights movements, or rock ‘n’ roll ever did.  Readers are encouraged to tell us what they’d do with such an item in the comments area.

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Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: spongebob squarepants, thermometers, toys, weirdness

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