The Lesser of Two Evils?

Okay, I’ve just about had it with the dilemma of making voting choices between stances like Kerry’s carefully rationalized cowardice and Bush’s incompetent fascism. This year, I’m going whole hog. Cthulhu for President! When you’re tired of voting for the lesser of two evils.

• Mighty Cthulhu’s platform for Evil.

• The tentacled one’s biography.